Here are some made up FAQs to teach you all about it.
Will it ever be updated beyond this first comic? If so, then how often and on what schedule? I am not GOD. I cannot predict the FUTURE.
Why a livejournal?So I don't have to make a website and so people can add it to their friends page and not have to even go out of there way in order to like it.
What about important components of a webcomic website that you can't have in a journal? Such as a characters page and links to other webcomics?I will either post that stuff in the user info or as entries which will be categorized in the livejournal memories.
Why is the livejournal a community and not a single unit?So I can be "MOD" of something (that rhymes with God!) and also so that people can help me out or post their own comics later.
Why does it say I can't join?Because nobody likes you.
Why is it such shitty quality?It isn't shitty, it's efficient. Less time spent creating means more comics for your webcomic consuming pleasure. There is no need for me to prove myself to you by using a bunch of elaborate or ostentatious "art" and "writing".
Why is it so hard to read the writing?Pffft. Toothpaste For Dinner is completely illegible and you read that. What? You don't read Toothpaste For Dinner? Poseur.
...and the most frequently asked question of all:
Why isn't your comic funny?If I have to explain it to you, you aren't cool and don't deserve to read such an awesome webcomic anyway.
...oh yeah, heres the first strip: